This Week in Conspiracy

Ah, it's that time of the week again. The time when I realized that I did not do my conspiracy theory post earlier and then get on with my life:

• Glenn Beck: The TSA is going to become Obama's private army. I believe that's how the Nazis started. With pat-downs.
• Before It's News reports that the US is behind the latest North Korean crisis. Or something.
• My favorite source for really horrid analysis of art and media is Vigilant Citizen, which, this week, blows the fucking lid off of...Bank of America murals?
• Ron Paul on ‘Opt-Out Day’: ‘If we tolerate’ the TSA, ‘there’s something wrong with us.’ (Ron, I hate to poop on your pancake, but if we don't tolerate this, there is still something wrong with you.)
• Apollo 18 movie poster released. I think it was staged.
• Punk band Capital releases rough mix of their song "Conspiracy Theory." I liked it.
• Tragedy vultures at Dealy Plaza to fight eviction.
• This pretty girl has a gun in her butt crack. Also another TSA conspiracy article, but that's not what I'm looking at.
• Greek anarchists claim responsibility for European mail bombs. Believe in...scary NWO.
• Tea Party fears "Orwellian" sustainability, toast.
• Canada Free Press fail:

"It is indeed a social engineering, petri dish experiment of Big Brother, in cloning proles for the “New World Order.” The model is the conversion of sovereign nations into human zoos where a “tangle of squabbling nationalities” is the archetype, in emulation of the larger United Nations, to which all peoples will pledge their allegiance as “citizens of the world.”

• Actor Michael Moriarty seems to have slipped the surly bounds of sanity.
• And NewsWithViews has not started making sense, either.
• If you would like to see pedestrian Fed fear, this self-described "truth excavator" fails to dig up a shred of truth. Better get a truth backhoe, or, better yet, take an American history class. Seriously, kid, while you can.
• CERN, time-space travelers and indigo children, all in the same straight-to-the-Internet post. A tour de force, of sorts.
• Dr. Dennis Cuddy is nowhere as hot as Dr. Lisa Cuddy. And he's being pursued by the Illuminati.
• Ah, my people, the Catholics, are getting in on the NWO, but with the added twist that birth control is worse than the World Wars! They don't seem to realize that they are the NWO! Haha! Duh, pope!
• Joseph Stalin, Chicken Plucker.
• Electrician has opinion of Obama-Soros-Socialism! News at 11:00!
• Uh, OK, world bankers are in here and the world is ending and everything, but what strikes me as most important about this press-release from a self-publishing house is the idea that only one rib will be raptured, not the whole body. Funk dat.
• Fox has a double-standard when it comes to 9/11 Twoof.
• I just like the title of this column from the Daily Telegraph: "Is Wikileaks a Front for the CIA or Mossad?"
• Americans United calls out the Tea Party for their fairytale history of the United States.
• Ah, a running commentary over a speech in Parliament. I think the Illuminati planted this video.

Clip of the week:

• Anderson Cooper DESTROYS birther's Texan Rep. Leo Berman.

That's it for now. I barely touched the Wikileaks conspiracies. Can't process them all. I want to know when Assange is going to leak everything we know about teh alienz!!!!

HJ