This week in conspiracy (12/13)

It's been Monday all day, more than enough time for me to get to This Week in Conspiracy, so let's get right to it.

• I can't wait for Google to give me the mark of the beast!
• Robert Redford's got a movie about John Wilkes Booth? Hm.
• Perfect failure of a human being, Mike "Health Muppet" Adams, is scared of fluoridation. Of course, he talks about the researchers infecting Guatemalans with STDs between 1946-1948 as if it is happening now, but that's only because, as far as I can tell, he never understood a single fucking thing that he has ever read.
• Yay! Permanent war! I mean...SHIT!
• In a sinister development, the government has started a website to combat conspiracy theories at http://www.america.gov/conspiracy_theories.html
• This...er...uh...hm. No idea.
• DARPA initiating "total tyranny program," also known as Operation Fuzzy Bunny.
• Drug-addled vomit monster Rush "Mike Adams" Limbaugh wants Assange to find Obama's birth certificate.
• You thought I was going to go a week without mentioning Gordon Duff, didn't you? Well, too bad.
• HOLY NO SHIT, BATMAN! China has Windows source code!
• Wikileaks is, or isn't, going to announce, or not announce, files related or unrelated to UFOs.
• Pakistan gets Punk'd by anti-Indian Ashton Kutcher.
• Good for the Memphis Commercial Appeal, who does everything short of calling Jesse Ventura a rotten, low-life sensationalist windbag of fail.
• Did the Roman Piso family write the Bible, and if so, so what?
• A truly hilarious and befuddling video about the occult symbolism of China's Olympic closing ceremonies.
• Star Trek is a globalist fantasy.
• I rather liked this approach to climate change conspiracies.
• Bulgarian Orthodox Church head: "I am alive."
• American Free Press: Beware Jewish Centrism!?!?@@!@111panic!
• The reason the security line is so slow at the airport is that the radiated people at the front of the line have to climb over the bodies.

Conspiracy Theory of the Week (this was a tough one--either this or the Olympics one!):

• Egyptian official thinks Israel may be behind shark attacks.

You're welcome, and I'm sorry.

HJ