Attorneys level their quack-zooka at PZ Meyers...

Seriously, people. This is ridiculous. Naturopathic "doctor" Christopher Maloney, who will henceforth will be represented by the following symbol: had...apparently a lawyer who is a relative (the only lawyer who would take the case?) sent PZ Myers a letter some 8 months after's supporters had criticism of homeopathic quackery taken off of the Internet. This has the slowest lawyers in the profession, apparently. Actually, this titmouse sent me a couple of messages too, because not only is he a litigious fuckwit, but because he has delusions of significance.

Actually, my responses have some of my favorite slams in here, so I think that I will repost them, for old time's sake:

Anonymous said...

Hello, zombie drone,

Perhaps you missed the cry of your master, PZ? It wasn't me, please try to keep up.

FEBRUARY 19, 2010 9:21:00 PM CST

Bing said...

Dear ,

Lick it, fraud. How do you sleep at night? I mean, really? What's wrong with your conscience? Seriously, energy healers? Vaccine denial? You're a goddamned menace and deserve a damned thorough financial bankruptcy to go along with your complete moral bankruptcy.

I'll have you know that I have a long history of opposition to useless shitbags.

You will notice, you illiterate subnorm, that my original post says, "the people who support this bullshizzle" are the ones who did this, you ego-surfing sack of putrescence. This is because I was being as precise as I could be--notice I did not name you and that my syllogism (a logical argument) needs not PZ's assertions to hold true.

I vomit on your dog, you taint stain.

HJ

FEBRUARY 19, 2010 9:36:00 PM CST

Anonymous said...

After a diatribe like that, you have the gall to moderate my comments? Unfortunately, you display the standard level of intelligence of Myers' followers. Not a scientist among you, but you seem to know a good deal of profanity.

APRIL 16, 2010 9:12:00 PM CST

Bing said...

You don't know what gall is, but that's only because you aren't a real medical practitioner. And it's not just you, you self-centered glob of petrified rabbit droppings. All old posts are moderated after a few weeks. I was getting spammed by someone who was mentally ill and therefore had an excuse for being a trolling crap-monster, but that also means that other trolling crap-monsters like you, as well as useful members of society, have to wait before I automatically approve all comments, you fucking crybaby.

Intellectually and morally I am your superior, and I consider you a child. Yes, I swear, but, you see, only an infantile pigfucker would confuse the packaging for the content (even though I can sort of imagine you at Christmas complaining that all you got for Christmas again were boxes covered with wrapping paper).

So, what I think I am saying is that you can drown in a toilet for all I care, you desiccated ferret uterus.

HJ

HJ