White supremacists hate zombies (really)....

Today, I popped into the office of a colleague who shares an interest in conspiracy theories and who is building up quite a collection of primary sources. Anyway, he handed me a large, folded-over book list from "Invictus Books" ("invictus" means "white trash" in Latin). My colleague pointed out that "Invictus" was the name of the poem that Timothy McVeigh recited for his final words, which is enough of a crime to warrant the death penalty, if I'm to be honest (and when am I ever not?). The entire poem is on the cover. "Bing," he said. "I'm on their fucking mailing list."

"That sucks....Can I make a copy?" I asked, trying to make lemonade using his lemons. What he gave me is beyond horrid. I have a hard time believing that this is actually a place, but it seems to me to be a source of all sorts of alternative fiction by far-right-wing racist separatist barfs. Let me give you a sample of some of their offerings. A few books, frankly, I approve of: 1984, Animal Farm, and On the Origin of Species (yeah). Some I am completely indifferent to: The Nietzsche Reader, Plato's Republic, The Portable Jung. The rest are awful and you should never hesitate to laugh openly--and invite others to laugh and point--at anyone you see carrying any of them.

The two most important, from a "proven capacity to circulate among the insane" perspective is The Turner Diaries and Behold a Pale Horse, both of which I intend to download later tonight from the web. The first is a racist novel about some white guy. The second is a huge conspiracy tome that runs 500 pages, outlining the whole New World Order.

But the other books in the catalog are a real treasure trove of lunacy. They include:

• Whitey Revolutionary
• Green Day: A Novel of Totalitarian UN Control (that title really flows off the tongue)
• The entire SS culture series (a lot of Nazi era reprints)
• White Self Hate: Master Stroke of the Enemy
• The Fuhrer's Courage
• Positive Christianity in the Third Reich (refutes the claim that the Third Reich was anti-Christian)
• Nude Photography in Nazi Germany ("Over 100 explicit b/w nude photos celebrating the natural beauty of Aryan women.")

• Several translations of Mein Kampf (including the "Nazi Translation", whatever that is)
• Tales of the Holohoax, a comic book
• The Protocols of the Elders of Zion ("It may be a fake, but whoever wrote it definitely understands the Jewish mind.")
• David Duke's My Awakening ("In the first two parts he unloads both barrels, one on Blacks and the other on Jews.")
• How to Win Friends and Influence People (No shit? "#1 Don't shop at Invictus Books.")
• Pat Buchanan's Death of the West (How does that make you feel, Pat?)
• Writings by Eric Rudolph "the pro-life Olympic bomber"
• The Secret Doctrine by Helena Fucking Blavatsky (Really? Blavatsky? Really? Lame!)
• A toilet trove of "how to disappear" style survivalist books
• A buttload of Celtic and Nordic mythology
• A number of metal parking-style signs, like "Panzer Parking Only"

Lastly there was this little gem:

Claaaa-aaasy.

While this list is abhorrent on many levels and the people who write these books are not quite entirely people, I need to read a number of them because...that's what I do. You have to know what tune the devil is playing, and I have a suspicion that a lot of ideas that are working their ways into mainstream political culture are originating on the far racist right. We need to be able to see where these ideas come from and call people out when they use them, or just inform them of their provenance when they use those ideas unthinkingly. So, I was looking for which ones come in free online form (a lot of this type of stuff is freely distributed among the lunatic fringe, like the free movies I picked up at the chemtrail movie I went to), and I came across the strangest post-apocalyptic reading list over at stormfront. I will highlight the ones that really surprised me:

1. Boston's Gun Bible by Boston T. Party
2. Crisis Preparedness Handbook: A Complete Guide to Home Storage and Physical Survival by Jack A. Spigarelli
3. Ditch Medicine: Advanced Field Procedures For Emergencies by Hugh Coffee
4. U.S. Army Special Forces Medical Handbook by Craig Glen K.
5. SAS Survival Handbook: How to Survive in the Wild, in Any Climate, on Land or at Sea by John Lofty Wiseman
6. Extreme Survival Almanac: Everything You Need to Know to Live Through a Shipwreck, Plane Crash, or Any Outdoor Crisis Imaginable by Reid Kincaid
7. Boston on Surviving Y2K by Kenneth W. Royce
8. The Collapse by Jeff Stanfield
9. Molon Labe! by Javelin Press
10. Enemies Foreign and Domestic by Matthew Bracken
11. Domestic Enemies: The Reconquista by Matthew Bracken
12. Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse: A Novel of the Turbulent Near Future
13. Unintended Consequences by John Ross
14. The Road by Cormac McCarthy
15. The Black Arrow: A Tale of the Resistance by Vin Suprynowicz
16. Amerikan Sunset by Jennifer Ladewig
17. Things Fall Apart by Fred Heiser
18. Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank
19. Earth Abides by George R. Stewart
20. The Rift by Walter J. Williams
21. Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven
22. Trigger Effect by Dewey Gram
23. Vandenberg: A novel by Oliver Lange
24. The Postman by David Brin
25. The Running Man by Stephen King
26. The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
27. Trial by Fire by Harold Coyle
28. Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
29. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
30. THE THIRD REVOLUTION by Anthony F. Lewis
31. Civil War II: The Coming Breakup of America by Thomas W. Chittum
32. The Turner Diaries: A Novel by Andrew MacDonald
33. Hunter by Andrew MacDonald
34. Hear The Cradle Song by O.T. Gunnarsson
35. The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks
36. I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
37. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
38. Day by Day Armageddon (A Zombie Novel) by J. L. Bourne
39. Every Sigh, the End: A Novel About Zombies by Jason S. Hornsby
40. Down the Road: On the Last Day by Bowie Ibarra
41. 28 Days Later: The Aftermath by Steve Niles
42. The Rising by Brian Keene
43. Autumn: The Human Condition by David Moody
44. Autumn - The City by David Moody
45. Autumn - Purification by David Moody
46. Hurricane Katrina Survival Stories: Courage in a time of tragedy and confusion by Dee Van Dyk
47. The Great New Orleans Gun Grab by Gordon Hutchinson
48. Guns Save Lives: True Stories of Americans Defending Their Lives With Firearms by Robert A. Waters
49. The Best Defense: True Stories of Intended Victims Who Defended Themselves With a Firearm by Robert A. Waters
50. Forensic Analysis of the April 11th 1986 Miami Shootout by French Anderson MD

The zombie novels really surprised me. Big scary black Jewish zombies. BOO!

HJ (a proud race traitor!)

PS: Here's a picture of Hitler with a very manly, Teutonic camel-toe:

Behold the mighty German knees! Heehee!