This Week in Conspiracy (11/23))

Back to the grind, folks. After a long day of nothing but a gigantic headache happening, it's time for another conspiracy theory post.

Don't everyone cheer at once.

• Jesse the Dishonorable "finds" FEMA death camps.
• 50 Cent, member of an organization so secret that he can wear a hat proclaiming his membership and nobody notices.
• Ed Asner is a 9/11 Truther? I mean, Ed Asner is still alive?
• Is Sarah Palin a secret liberal socialist communist like George Soros?
• CRIPPLE FIGHT!
• Ooh! Crypto-birtherism! Kill me!
• No! Wait! The Ulster Defense Force killed Kennedy! (It's nice to see something new, for once.)
• Oh, and Marilyn Monroe was tricked into suicide.
• Bristol Palin at the center of the LEAST INTERESTING CONSPIRACY THEORY EVER!
• Ah! 6 alien-related conspiracy theories! This is not a bad hall of fame, actually. At least they got space Nazis in there! Gotta have space Nazis!
• Texas State Rep Leo Burman: Unprincipled or simply too retarded to be left unattended because he him submit a bullshit birther bill.

The Illuminati clearly just crashed my PC. Damn it.

• Gordon Duff rides again! The jet contrail, he believes, was a Chinese sub based missile launch.
• Neat! A very old chemtrail claim!
• Chip Berlet is doing the tour thang. Way to go, Chip!
• Jesse Ventura is also going to air the deathbed confessions of Kennedy, despite the fact the you need a larynx and cerebral cortex to confess on your deathbed. Also, don't touch Jesse's junk.
• I don't know what to make of the group who publishes Gordon Duff when they report on Identity Christianity (who say, pasty Americans are the real Israel).
• Check out the Glenn Beck conspiracy generator!
• Denver International Airport allows film crews into their death camp, er, underground network of tunnels.

Yep. that's about all. Sorry I'm not more chatty. I will be again, I promise.

HJ