This Week in Conspiracy (11/16)

The cholera-spreading UN peace keepers in my bedroom demand that I present you with the week that was weak. Who am I but one to obey?

Should academic free speech include Holocaust denial? (My take, no for people whose relevant area involves the history of the period, because it demonstrates incompetency. Otherwise, there's not much you can do when someone has tenure other than only bring kosher food items to faculty meetings. Of course, this guy's book's title seems to suggest he's a bit of a conspiracist, but I'll wait until I read it.)

Is CERN the new HAARP? A crazy person correlates CERN experiments and earthquakes.

A play explores a Kennedy conspiracy theory.

Stupid fucking contrail bullshit.

Clearly Sharia is coming to the US. After all, Oklahomans aren't clearly all dirt-eating yokels.

Secret Service Agents recall Kennedy assassination.

FoxNews: A perfect storm of conspiracy.

Bart Simpson brought down the towers. (Why do people selectively edit out the Empire State Building in that frame; if they didn't it would read 1911, which, coincidentally the year of the first seaplane launch...COINCIDENCE!?! Look what happened 4 days later on Jan 30th.)

I bet Jesse Ventura pees himself when someone mentions "FEMA camps."

Is 50-cent a member of the Illuminati? (No, you are thinking about Lady Gaga. It's easy to mistake the one for the other.)

Jon Stewart on the Missile that Ate California:

Missile: Impossible

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This week on the editorial page:

If a crazy person writes a letter in Florida, does anyone listen? God is a Reagan Republican.

Also, the tea party in Belleville, IL.

That's it. I'm in hell. G'night.

HJ