Guess which job I'm not applying for...
The one that has this as a requirement to teach English:
Additional Qualifications:
* A personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
* An ability to model and communicate the Christian experience to students as related to life and learning
* Competence in MS Office (e.g. Word, PowerPoint).
Yeah, I never got a handle on Access.
HJ
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5 comments:
What sort of position would include religious things in the job qualifications? Was this at a private school? If it's a public school, someone needs to report it.
"An ability to model and communicate the Christian experience to students as related to life and learning"
How good are you at rolling on the floor and babbling? Can you spew hatred at anybody who isn't a white heterosexual Christian while simultaneously whining about how persecuted you are? If so you're a shoe-in.
Ah yes, a belief in 1st century mythology and knowledge of 21st century technology, the cornerstone of any good educator.
"* A personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
Like, how personal? Like "The Family" level personal?
Jesus, I'm lost in Your love. With every thrust of Your penis You take me higher and higher.
My pussy is excited for You, Jesus!
Come to Me, Jesus! Be here with me and love me. Let's hold each other and say words of love to each other.
It was a private school. I, of course, believe that insulating students from other forms of belief is antithetical to education, but that's just me.
HJ
obviously your teaching sucks as well as your attitude. hopefully wherever you get hired, fires you like the last one when they find how big of a douche you are, and how hard you try to make minions like PZ.
Ps
kill yourself
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