This...long period of time...in conspiracy!

Been a while, eh? But I have been dredging the floor of the Internet this entire time, collecting little scraps of conspiracy for you.

• Jesuit Footage: The Vatican Finding Nibiru The Tenth Planet Of The Solar System (What's wrong with that headline? I mean, besides its existence?)
• Here's something posted by somebody with some sort of disorder!
• Jesse Ventura continues to embarrass himself by not scheduling tours ahead of time. Failure.
• Founding Fathers were Antichrists, says new straight-to-youtube movie (from Christian News Wires). Oh, here are some clips, because, hey, straight-to-youtube. This is so refreshingly bizarre.
• New word: "Spyocracy."
• I just like the name Dr. Shahida Wizarat. Also HAARP is a WMD. Big yawn.
• Was Paul the Psychic Octopus assassinated?
• Gordon Duff: "The term “Orwellian” is far from adequate. " I agree, but for completely different reasons.
• Randy Quaid: "Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and David Carradine were assassinated." Christ, who did Carradine piss off?
• Yes, Denver. You are all morons. Every last one of you.
• Beck inconsistent--as well as unstable!
• Canada has Freemen on the Land too! I'll be damned.
• Alex Jones' little friend: "The Daily Show actually employs angry, sometimes violent, anti-American radicals and globalists who peddle the REAL conspiracy theories concerning U.S. domestic and foreign policy, geopolitics and science." Dude. They make poop jokes.
• This blog has South Korea and UFOs. I'm as happy as I have ever been.
• Is Sarah Palin really a citizen? And for that matter, is Alaska really a state? (Actually, I saw a sign at the Rally for Sanity/Fear that said, "Birthers for Hawaiian Statehood." I almost asphyxiated on the humor.)
• Bill Gates to kill us with vaccines. From First Thoughts. Guys, don't publish until you have had second thoughts.

I want to know who keeps dirtying my clothes every week! I think it's probably the Jesuits. I have months worth of conspiracy stuff in a backlog. I'll try to get to some of it soonishly.

HJ