A today in conspiracy news flash...

It is now undeniable: Stephen Hawking and Pagan Gnostics confirm that aliens have infiltrated human institutions in order to thwart oil clean-up efforts.

Professor Stephen Hawking and Pagan Gnostics imputed that aliens appear to have infiltrated human institutions and are now seeking to mis-direct Oil Spill clean-up toward an alien agenda to replace human life with their artificial-based alien life forms.

Well, we don't want them getting their filthy artificial on us, do we?

Mounting evidence of the wilful execution of the Gulf Oil Spill, includes the reported use of paid actors, in an agenda to continue to deceive humanity through the spread of propaganda. Ha ha. Sounds hillarious, doesn't it?

No, it sounds like a psychosis of some sort. Did you notice that one day we might wake up and find our moon gone? These stories never cease to fascinate me.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled crazy.

HJ