This Week in Conspiracy (OK, sort of last week too...)

The chip in my head is telling me that it's time to look at the week that was weak.

Alex Jones: THE US IS ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE FOR THE 800TH MONTH IN A ROW!!1emphasis!!!

SPLC releases a paper on "patriot" group paranoia.

Canada Free Press: Run! "Marxist/Fascist/NWO weasels!"

Wikileaks is a CIA front.

Mark Potok (SPLC) writes at HuffPo. We forgive you, Mark.

Mel Gibson's Dad: "The Pope is a homosexual."

More shit from Canada: "Police are the tools of the NWO."

NEWS FLASH! Sovereign Citizens always wrong about everything.

Is weather warfare to blame for big-ass Russian fires? (Answer: grow up.)

Gordon Duff: Professional or Amateur Idiot? It's hard to know. Do they pay you to write these paranoid screeds, Duff?

NPR on market conspiracies.

In a shocking twist, David Icke is still batshit crazy.

I have no idea what to make of this ArabNews follow up on the HAARP-fire-starting conspiracy. Perhaps the Jews are implied to be behind it? Dunno.

Conspiracy Theories of the Week (tie):

Terror Babies

Conservapedia: "E= mc^2 is a liberal conspiracy." And Rational Wiki's response.

"The fuckin' twin paradox--how does that work?"

HJ