Miracle of the Century of the Day!
Today, God miraculously smote an innocent woman in over-the-top Vegas-style spectacular plane crash. The Almighty allowed a 737 to crash short of the runway in Colombia today, killing a useless old person.
According to the AP, Regional Governor Pedro Gallardo commented, "It was a miracle and we have to give thanks to God," that only one person died.
Survivors agreed. Ricardo Ramirez, who was on board the plane until he was thrown out onto the tarmac, said that his survival was "a miracle of God. Thanks to God we are alive."
The corpse of the useless old person was not available for comment.
HJ
Survivors agreed. Ricardo Ramirez, who was on board the plane until he was thrown out onto the tarmac, said that his survival was "a miracle of God. Thanks to God we are alive."
The corpse of the useless old person was not available for comment.
HJ
Seed Newsvine
4 comments:
Channeling your inner Onion on this one. I like it. Definitely one of my favorite posts.
Glad you liked it. You might like my take on the VaTech shootings a few years ago. Just saying.
http://hjhop.blogspot.com/2007/04/happy-jihad-exclusive-interview-with.html
HJ
It's true, though: lightning Is a miracle from God!
Seems to me there was a recent crash in which only one person LIVED. It was also a "miracle from God."
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