Is Barack Obama a Zoroastrian?

I only float the idea out there because he has not come down as hard on Zoroastrianism as I'm sure many people would like. And then there is the question of why the Zoastrianian community in the United States threw their support behind him, as you can clearly see in this CafePress bumpersticker:

Another point to consider is the sacredness of light to members of the Zoroastrian religion, and do you really think that it is a coincidence that whenever he appears on camera, that he is bathed in light?

Can it really be a coincidence that the Health Care Bill officially known as Obamacare passed on March 21st? For those of you who were too busy working to earn your own private insurance on that day and did not notice, that was Nowruz, the Zoroastrian New Year celebration? Why didn't the liberal, Zoroastrian-coddling media report on that coincidence?

In 1981, Obama went on a college trip to Pakistan, the cradle of Zoroastrianism. Why? I haven't heard him explain himself, but how many people do you know who have been to Pakistan? And why does he pronounce Pakistan so strangely? Because he has deep ties there, that's why!

And there is a very good reason that "President" Obama decided to use the Oval Office as a setting to address the oil spill in the Gulf, which was hardly worth all of the attention. (What? A couple of slippery birds? Please!) He was dismayed because water, like that in the Gulf, is sacred to Zoroastrians. This was the beginning of his plan to impose Zoroastrian sharia on us.

Note again that Obama married someone who is not a Zoroastrian, Michelle Obama. In keeping with the Zoroastrian faith, true believers need not marry within the religion. And how many more deceased relatives is he going to have to leave out to be devoured by birds before it is too many?!

Most importantly, he has never, not once ever denied being a Zoroastrian. QED. He is forcing the Zoroastrian agenda upon us all, and I for one one am not going to take it!

HJ