More machine than I will ever need.

I got a Vox AC30 Custom Classic. Behold:

And God saw that it was good. And large. The two things God saw were that it was good and large and loud and that it could frighten a dog at 30 yards.

We'll come in again.

Seriously, it is really a hell of a machine. This is the one I wanted. It's so awesome, I think it just makes me generally a more awesome person as I walk down the street. In fact, I was talking to a checker at the store today, and I said to her, "Ask me how awesome I am."

"How awe...?"

"Pretty awesome."

I've decided that this checker will be my chum at the store. She's so less irritating than the woman who loudly calls me "the cereal killer" because I buy little single-serving bowls of cereal every day.

My amp is even louder than the cereal killer lady. Muahahaha!

Seriously, it's so awesomely large I had a hard time getting it up the stairs! It's so big, my cats entered its orbit!

Enthuse, enthuse, enthuse.

Aw yeaaah!

HJ