I see an oily slick coming from Uranus...
Do you want to see the least insightful thing ever? I was looking up the exact coordinates of the Deepwater Horizon for a presentation that I am putting together.
HJ
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Someone did a horoscope for a fucking corporation? Keerist.
Finally! This explains everything!
"The event chart shows a Boomerang Yod aspect pattern. A Yod is formed when two planets quincunx another. Here it is the Sun and Neptune that quincunx Saturn. The Boomerang is formed when another planet is opposite the action point, in this case Uranus is at the reaction point."
Dave, it all makes sense when you realize that: "Quincunxes create a builup of energy which needs constant adjustments to be relased safely. If the energy bottles up too much then something has to give. Neptune oil and the ocean creating tension with the rig. The Sun made this special configuration for only a few days, and the pressure created by this extra quincunx is what makes these Yods so intense. The buildup of energy looks for realease at the reaction point and Uranus is unexpected events, and explosions."
I mean, really, I'm sort of surprised that I even had to mention this to you.
HJ
My bad. Must go get my quincunx readjusted, I s'pose. Do you think it is covered by my health insurance?
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