American asshole CEO replaces British asshole CEO

Wait Wait! last week had a great line about BP. It's a great supervillain: it's a global company led by an effete British monster who would destroy the world and then go to a yacht race. All he needed was a cat to stroke while he said, "No, shrimping fleet, I expect you to die!"

The odious vomit crust known as Tony Hayward has lost his job. He should be used as a paper towel to sop up oil, as far as I'm concerned. Then he would have some utility.

I would like to add that this does nothing to improve anything. They are merely changing horses mid-apocalypse.

HJ