This Week in Conspiracy (14 June 2010)

My Lemurian contacts deep within the planet are certain that the hour of realignment is at hand. They need only to activate their sleeper agent inside HAARP, and then we will have consummation!

But until then, here's the week that was weak:

• Gordon Duff kinda sorta denies the Holocaust
• Not only is Australia upside-down but it's also apparently backwards (the Shakespeare "debate" on ABC)
• Alex Jones ended up on my radar this week. I've known about him for a long time, of course, but I had a chance to listen to his radio show this past week, and I will review him on my podcast soon, because of the wonky. But in the meantime, check out how Chip Berlet, a personal hero of mine, is a Nazi. (Boogedy-boogedy boo, Alex!)

One such “skeptic” is Chip Berlet, who works for a group called the Political Research Associates, which is funded in part by the Ford Foundation, founded by Edsel Ford, the son of the notorious Henry Ford, who received awards from Hitler for funding the Nazi war machine with slave labor, which somewhat taints the PRA’s stated objectives, which are apparently to track conspiracy theories and the the right-wing while “advancing an open, democratic, and pluralistic society."

• File this one under surrealism: (Cali. Birther) Orly Taitz to sue painter who depicted her giving birth to a pancake.
• By the way, Orly lost her primary. Thank fuck.
• The NWO is going implement no-touch sexual torture and have already turned their secret weapon on Miley Cyrus.
• NewWithViews readers apparently believe that the BP oilspill was engineered to stop off-shore drilling. And are all loons to a man.
• Pygalgia finds a great sign, apparently protesting something, or making a connection or not...
• Sure, we've been inside the galactic plane for the last several thousand years, but NASA is still freaking out about the galactic alignment (aligned with what?) due to happen in 2012, at least according to Before It's News.
• Ahh! Government hiding time travel!!!11!!scary!!!
  
• Twit Glenn Beck: Barack Obama is fulfillment of a Weather Underground plot. Ho hum.
• The economy is going to collapse on the first of January!
• "Foul Play: Vatican Official Tied To BP, Goldman-Sachs, And Media Censorship In The Oil Spill Fiasco"
• How many citizens of Poland does it take to come up with a conspiracy theory? All of them.
• The least understood news of the week: experts consult with Big Pharma about things they are experts in! A new swine flu conspiracy.
• Before It's News (that is, "always") speculates about a nuclear July 4th!
• Enjoy the top ten fears of far-right wackaloons!

And now for the conspiracy of the week, my top pick:

Woompers: "Did Barack Obama appear in the 1993 'Whoomp (There It Is)' video?"

Stephen Colbert asks, "Did he also pop that coochie?" Tag Team is clearly in on the conspiracy too!

That's all for this week. I'll see you next week...OR WILL I?!?!?

HJ