I've come to love the image analyzer...

I don't remember how I came across it, but it is a damned clever little tool.

Take for instance this insipid non-story, if insipid is the word I'm looking for. Do you know why they look ageless? Here's why:

http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/74c91df/

Because you twats airbrush the shit out of them!

Here's an unretouched photo of Tom Cruise:

Haha! I'm a delight. Actually, if you look at this picture using the image analyzer, it suggests that this one is less touched up than the first photo, which I suspect is misleading.

HJ