I hate my cat..
I pull you out of the gutter, literally, and who do you latch onto? Animala. I don't understand that. She comes downstairs, and you meow pleadingly until she picks you up. I come downstairs, you hide.
You pudgy little fucker.
HJ
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1 comments:
Face it HJ, you are no pussy magnet.
Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal!
Regards,
Tengrain
PS - is the cat female? My experience is that female cats - especially if they were once feral - do not like men.
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