Sunday, June 20, 2010

"Dear God, Why do you hate Louisiana?"

Is it perhaps for things like this?


Louisiana lawmakers propose prayer to stop oil disaster

Ask the universe to be nicer? That's what you're doing? How very Oprah.

Why aren't you going to strongly condemn God for letting this happen on his watch? Then maybe he'll go on a PR offensive that would include evaporation.

Better yet, get your asses down there and volunteer, you useless buckets of gumbo.

HJ

1 comments:

reparker said...

New Orleans isn't exactly the craziest place in Louisiana (and that says a lot, I bet), but I think I am going to have plenty of crazies to battle and oil to clean up when I start school there in August. Adventure time awaits.