Bill Donohue loses the argument before he gets through his headline

It's called Godwin's Law, and it stipulates that the first person to use a Nazi analogy loses the argument automatically.

And so we come to this twisted little monster's email:

RAID IN BELGIUM IS A FLASHBACK TO GESTAPO ERA

In CrAzY CaPs and everything.

So, what does this class act have to say about the police carrying out an investigation into a systematic cover-up to generations of child fucking?

Over the weekend, a story broke in Belgium regarding the raid of Catholic Church offices by Belgian police who were searching for evidence that may have been hidden in relation to the priestly sexual abuse of minors. (Emphasis added. End of story. Also, duh.

Can you really call that priestly behavior? I guess so.

Responding to this story is Catholic League president Bill Donohue.

It looks as though the Belgian police took a page from the Gestapo playbook and executed it to the tee. The police detained the present bishops for over nine hours while they snooped high and low—even going so far as to drill into the tombs of two deceased cardinals—trying to get any thing they could to indict the Belgian Church.

Well, Bill has gazed into the souls of the police--as long as they can indict the Church. No stone unturned, bitch. If I creepily kept bodies in my basement, which, really, is the type of shit that only serial killers should be allowed to do, they'd have popped the top on mom ("Norman?"). I want to know if they had special reason to look there? Or if they found something?

Recently the Belgian bishops created a committee to investigate claims of priestly sexual abuse, but this mattered not a whit to the Belgian government. They barged into the offices anyway.

OK, do you know how stupid that sounds? You know, we usually let the mob, who, just like the Church are innocent until proven guilty, conduct a a preliminary internal inquiry by committee and then trust them....Oh wait, that's batshit. Since when do suspects get to sign off on an investigation? Fuck you with a carrot.

While police do have the right to conduct a search, so long as it is warranted, this seizure smacks of an agenda.

That's what a warrant is, you feeb. They had goals to achieve.

Of course the women of “The View” had to chime in on this story, but as usual their commentary left much to be desired.

You sure watch a lot of The View. Don't you have a job?

The regular Catholic-basher Joy Behar chirped, “If you’re [the Church] not going to be forthcoming with the info, then the cops are going to come in and get it.” Whoopi Goldberg’s feeble attempt to defend the Vatican—saying that it was making strides regarding the abuse of minors—was nullified by her statement that the Church “can’t be surprised that they’re [the cops] going to come in” if they are stonewalled. These ladies obviously don’t mind the Belgian police goose-stepping through Church files, but they would be the first to cry foul if their own privacy was violated.

Or if children's assholes were.

Perhaps Pope Benedict XVI said it best when he addressed the incident on Sunday. In addition to saying that he hoped justice would run its course by guaranteeing “the fundamental rights of people and institutions,” he blasted the raid by calling it “surprising and deplorable.”

Then he blasted a load of steaming spunk into the ear of a weeping altar boy, calling it "surprising and delightful."

I believe it was Jesus who said:

You're no better than a rapist, Bill.

HJ