White Supremacist Poetry Slam!
I'm an English teacher, and being an English teacher means that I judge everyone reflexively, without thought. I use this superpower for good by offering advice to the worst group of writers I have ever encountered: white supremacists. Seriously, when they aren't congratulating themselves, they are sucking. I try to point this out in a constructive manner.
This "poet's" first mistake was saying, "Criticism, questions, and positive suggestions welcome."
Ask and you shall receive, muthafucka! Well, criticism, anyway.
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HJ
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6 comments:
I love these so so much.
I love that the author has written this piece with an imaginary Theatre of Tragedy-esque band in mind. Do you reckon they pause as they read it to themselves to listen the epic solo that clearly belongs at the end of the death-vocals section? If only they had also attempted to write the lyrics in King James English. That would be awesome.
I always love when a white supremacist poetry slam comes about!
Complaining about a fifth column of liberals? "Fifth column" is one of the standards of new terms that came about to describe fascism, not the other way around. What's next; complaining about the Vietnamese storm troopers who will force white people to wear yellow stars?
goddamn it
These are great! I wonder if any of the clowns who write this stuff ever see your critiques.
Douglas Adams was wrong. There is something worse than Vogon poetry.
Or else Hastatus is a Vogon, hmmm...
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