What to write about tonight? It was a close call.

I had two options. The first was from Health Twat Mike Adams, who sent me a paranoid screed about Bill Gates, who is secretly trying to sterilize and vaccinate you. No, cock-failure, he's openly trying to vaccinate you, and how, in the ever-loving name of my left nut (Ted...he's not talking to Bill right now) could you possibly surreptitiously blast a man's scrotum with ultrasound? Whatever. If it becomes a non-invasive elective treatment, cool beans. Enjoy your blanks.

Today's titanic tool is Cliff "When Faggots Stare at My Ass, It Gets Hot" Kincaid. With the insight that he fails to share with Jamaica Kincaid he makes up for with the wisdom he shares with Cliff Clavin.

It's a small-minded bird-dropping called "Saving Soldiers from Gay Death" and it's clogging the pipes at Worldview Weekend.

There is a simple reason why the gay rights lobby is trying to rush through repeal of the Pentagon's homosexual exclusion policy. They know that a comprehensive review of a proposed change would disclose the substantial evidence that admission of open and active homosexuals would put our troops in further danger through exposure to tainted blood. In fact, evidence to this effect is already in the hands of top military commanders and Pentagon officers.

OH SHIT! THEY BETTER WASH THEIR HANDS OR THEY WILL GET THE AIDS!

The Pentagon understands that 19,000 soldiers already have HIV/AIDS and that some -- if not most -- came down with the deadly disease through prohibited gay sexual conduct. It is common sense that opening the ranks to open and active homosexuals would only increase this problem.

Glad to hear you are so concerned about the well-being of your homosexual betters. Oh...

What's the problem here? Presumably, Cliff is trying to scare people about what happens when someone in the field needs an emergency blood transfusion. I'm willing to bet that the majority of these incidents where hemo is needed stat (heheh...words are fun) take place in war zones. Currently, we are not fighting any wars here at home, so I am pretty certain that most of these transfusions occur outside of the continental United States. This is important....wait for it.

Here's another critical fact that a comprehensive review would disclose --there is no blood test that can be guaranteed to screen HIV and other deadly diseases out of the blood supply once the gay males, who are currently prohibited from donating blood, are welcomed into the services.

It would also likely disclose that according to Army Regulation 600-110 (pdf file) every soldier gets tested at least every other year and must have a negative test within the last 6 months before OCONUS deployment (outside of the continental United States). Soldiers who test HIV-positive when abroad are stabilized and returned stateside quickly. The chances of an HIV-tainted transfusion is rendered even yet more exceedingly unlikely a boogie-man.

Meantime, Peter Sprigg of the Family Research Council reports in a blockbuster new study that the evidence indicates that a disproportionate number of assaults in the military are committed by homosexuals.

The evidence, in short, already demonstrates a significant problem of homosexual misconduct in the Armed Forces, even though such behavior is supposed to be prohibited.

Yeah, a "study" released at the same time that the issue came up in Congress. Way to sit on it, Peter. You know what else that study showed, besides the fact that since DADT is in effect, the authors can have no idea how many homosexuals are in the military already (and if you assume that they are proportional to the population at large, then the FRC has badly underestimated and prove the opposite, that homosexuals* have proportionally lower rates of sexual assault in the military) and therefore can't make relative claims about gay soldiers' sexual assault rate? 91.8% of sexual assaults were of a heterosexual nature. Clearly, we should ban heterosexuals from serving in the military.

Oblivious to the demonstrated need to tighten up rather than loosen the current policy, the Washington Post has editorialized in favor of a quick congressional vote, saying it is "reprehensible" to keep homosexuals out of the military. One of the Post's leading editorial writers, Jonathan Capehart, is a homosexual activist who used to cover gay sex clubs.

1) Ad hominem achieved by guilt through association.

2) I hate you.

The gay rights lobby is labeling as "offensive" a new video that exposes homosexual misconduct in the Armed Forces and wants it taken down from YouTube. They have not pinpointed one factual inaccuracy in the film or in the heavily documented 60-page report by Dale O'Leary that forms the basis of it.

The video has been taken down due to a claim of copyright violation, so I can't follow up on it, but luckily, there is a heavily documented 60-page report that forms the basis of it. A little too heavily documented.

In a new blockbuster 60-page report that could affect the on-going debate over gays in the military, writer and researcher Dale O'Leary documents why the proposed admission of open and active homosexuals -- and other persons with various "gender identity" problems and disorders -- threatens and would undermine the military culture.

The report, "Asking for Trouble: How Admitting Open Homosexuals to the U.S. Armed Forces Will Undermine Military Readiness, Order, and Discipline," has been issued by the public policy group, America's Survival, Inc., headed by veteran journalist Cliff Kincaid.

You dishonest fucking fake journalist. You unscrupulous shit. You foul, corrupt soiler of bed linens. YOU CAN'T CITE SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE PUBLISHED AS INDEPENDENT CONFIRMATION, you vacuous stain on the back of Rick Santorum's jockey shorts.

Just in case you take that down, I got a picture of the website, you epileptic wood duck fancier.

Their desperation is being guided by the realization that male homosexual conduct is directly linked to tainted blood and deadly diseases such as HIV/AIDS, and that no cure or vaccine has yet been found.

What does it say about your desperation that you resort to making up other people to agree with you, you squid-licking monkey scrotum?

They don't want the public to learn about cases such as Johnnie Lamar Dalton, a soldier who came down with HIV and then infected a boy he met in a gay online chat room. Dalton went to prison, but homosexuals in the Armed Forces coming down with HIV/AIDS cost at least $18,000-$20,000 a year per patient.

So....? How much does a war wound cost? I bet we could save a little dough if we decided that we could pay for some things and not for others, but that would make us monsters...oh, yeah. Sorry. I was going to look up how much the Army has to spend on run of the mill STDs from our fithy fuckers in uniform (we shouldn't treat that either, I suppose, Cliff), but all I came across was a funny Google results page:

My favorite is from Yahoo Canada: "If you bjob your self can you get std?" In a way, this is sort of metaphor for Cliff's self-serving and masturbatory (hey, at least citing yourself is citing someone you love) virulent hate.

A comprehensive review, which would also take into account the views of our soldiers currently fighting two wars, was promised to our troops before any legislative action was to be taken. The comprehensive review was to be completed by December and was part of the questionable deal that Defense Secretary Robert Gates made in order to accommodate President Obama's irresponsible campaign pledge to admit open gays, no matter what the consequences to military readiness, order, and discipline.

Dude, the military is not a democracy. There's a completely independent legal system and system of rights there. If the President says that they are going to fight in camouflage tutus, they're going to fucking fight in camouflage tutus. And still kick ass.

Note: This tutu not recommended for urban or desert warfare.

The gays and their allies, however, don't care about the troops. They want their "rights" and they want them now. They simply don't care if a premature policy change causes thousands of our soldiers to leave the Armed Forces in disgust and dismay and thousands more never to sign up because they don't want to room or shower with individuals sexually attracted to them.

Oh my god. These people are and have always already been showering with people sexually attracted to them. If your concern for your own personal comfort level outweighs your dedication to your country, get the fuck out of my Army and don't step on a mine on the way out.

I'm done. Cliff, you are a miserable failure, but I think you know that already, you bottom-feeding feeder on bottoms.

HJ

*More accurately stated, sexual assaults that involve gay acts, whether or not the soldier self-identifies as gay. HJHOP apologizes for nothing.