This Week in Conspiracy...

Back at it. These people never stop.

According to Americans United, a lawyer for the ADF is getting in bed with and slobbering messily on the nethers of a right-wing nutter radio dong.

I know I left my conspiracy theorist right here...on Fox (no not Glenn "Goats on Fire" Beck).

Hutaree militia to get a right talking to, a stern warning and to be released on their own recognizance. Just kidding. They're fucked.

Are the creators of South Park in on a conspiracy? Ali thinks so. (I heard this on NPR and was not sure about how it would fit in...but it does. Sort of.)

Are Australians going to be required to have their taints chipped?

Again, the dumbest conspiracy ever. Shakespeare's ghostwriter was Shakespeare.

The New World Order fails to prevent Jesse Ventura's useless show from getting renewed.

Marita Vargas: rising idiot.

100% disabled vet Gordon Duff: Clearly 100% mentally disabled.

Arizona is awful.

Conspiracy theorists try to mainstream conspiracy theories--in Canada!

The University of South Dakota is raising new breed of chicken farmers. And UFO nutters.

Extreme animal rights activists have their own set of unsupportable conspiracy theories.

March in Washington for the clinically insane. Also, Hawaii tells birthers, "Fuck off and die."

I was once offered a job by this university. I turned them down.

Militias: Yay!

SEC finds no evidence that 9/11 conspirators made money off of the attacks.

Here's something to make you sweat bullets. Senator Michelle Bachmann. There. You're welcome.

Here's a new one. The Phobos Monolith.

A new PBS documentary should clarify things for people not certain about the assassination of MLK.

AHHH! SWAT TEAMS!

What's with the wacko shit coming out of South Dakota this week? Oh yeah, Gina Miller is a crazy conspiracy theorist. I'm not worried about it though. She is ready for it. We'll find out following the investigation what the cause of the oil rig explosion, Gina. Don't jump the gun.

I'll leave you with an elaborate NewWithViews conspiracy about the Statue of Liberty. Enjoy it.

HJ (hating blogger format, again, as always)