This Week in Conspiracy (5/17)

Well, I went light on the conspiracy last week because of grading or Skepticamp or something. So I suppose I have some making up to do.

• Hutaree still in jail. I mean, seriously.
• Chuck Baldwin: "I believe there is a conspiracy by elitists within government, Big Business, and academia to surrender America's independence and national sovereignty to a globalist New World Order. I believe the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, and Bilderbergers are especially culpable in this regard." Bing: "I believe that Chuck Baldwin is an unwitting tool of those forces. And a tool."
• "Illegal immigrants are EATING BABIES! Or something," says Fox.
• West Virginia is being targeted by HAARP, for some reason. Look for for Jimi's comments.
• It's a commie tsunami!
• New Area 51 movie in the works?
• You're wrong, Dan. They are all delusional.
• Hampton Sides has written a book about James Earl Ray and brings out a lot of facts about the investigation that really suggests that Ray was as guilty as puppy standing next to a pile of poo.
  
• "Wild-sounding conspiracy theories that the crisis is all part of a plot hatched by the CIA are being treated seriously in the Greek media."
• This (number 3) is a rather tame treatment of David Icke, highlighting his transition from goalkeeper to full-time doorknob licker.
• Alan Colmes IS NOT DEAD!
• Is the #1Libertarian going to be a 9/11 Truther? Cripes.
• Sovereign Independent embarrasses self in public. Idiots:

• I wonder if this chick will apologize when the NWO does not come to pass? Probably not. Lots of "false flag" conspiracies mentioned here.
• Israeli lung fungus conspiracy.
• Here's a new one: Was the BP oil spill a cyber attack? Fuck no.
• A new term that gives me a bladder infection: BP Truther.
• You have no idea how many sports conspiracy theories I just ignore. Because sports are unimportant.
• Here's another birther allegation: Obama's SSN is from Connecticut. Yawn.
• This has nothing to do with a conspiracy theory, it's just fucking hilarious.

Watch the beginning of the video clip, and then skip to time 3:00.

• Film of JFK on day before his death comes to light.

That's it for now! Don't take any wooden nickels. Or nickel ones, for that matter.

HJ