This (ok, last) week in conspiracy...

I've been writing two textbooks. So, you know, busy. But the machinations the alien overlords, who you will grow to love in time, continue unabated.

• Apparently, the Federal Government realized that putting a syphilitic badger in charge of the Hutaree case was not a great idea.
• I'd like to be the guy who sells diapers to the writers at Prison Planet. Today, they are shitting themselves over the prospects of Kagan banning books.
• Orly Taitz: That's one messed up bitch.
• How 'bout these apples: “If you think about the Big Timber City Council talking about a little park as part of the New World Order — wow, that’s pretty amazing."
• Tea Bagging nutjobs vandalize social studies classroom, ferreting out "commie" literature. Way to go, mob.
• Afghan opium blight a plot by the west?
• Cop killers were "Patriots," by which I mean, "better off rotting."
• Sometimes, I like to watch how amateurs handle conspiracy theories. Usually badly.
• Looks like the patty doesn't fall far from the cow: Rand and Ron Paul conspiracy weirdos
• Alabama geometry uses Obama assassination as example in class. Wow.
• Hey! Ireland has crazy people too!

That's it for now. I have to be up in a few hours. Lucky me. Hopefully the next edition will be on time.

HJ