If Christianity is not a disease, why do they have to call an ambulance?

This is rather fucking infuriating. Can you imagine attending Midwestern State University, a public school lodged deep in the asshole of the world (Texas), being an atheist and then having to sit through this woman's accusation that learning is bad?

Now, I'm not 100% positive that it's MSU, and this would be totally fine at the Oral Roberts University of Cosmetology. I was going to look for their school colors, but there is a big honking seal on the pulpit, er, public school podium.

With extra blurriness for verisimilitude (one of those big humanist words)

How dare they weasel in a fucking benediction? And such a lame one! They should have to sign an agreement that you won't allow yourself to be possessed during the convocation. And the gall to apologize for everyone's sins. Fuck you. I want my sin back, you pig.

HJ