Gary Coleman Dead--Is Gary Coleman Alive?

We's gone up to the sky to live with Michael Jackson and Webster, unless Emmanuel Lewis is still alive.

Emmanuel Lewis shot up to the 61st most popular search. I'm just saying, this could be good for his career. Now he can be our favorite growth-stunted black man.

I bet people go up to him all the time and ask him to say, "Whatchu talkin about, Willis."

I was looking for confirmation and found it, but as I was searching, I came across, well, some improbable statements which were amusing, albeit morbidly.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that job is unavailable.

He's been dead an hour, and they are already hiring a new Gary Coleman. The marketplace is a harsh mistress.

Holy crap. Todd Bridges is the only one of the three real Drummond children left. Why didn't these kids listen to Nancy Reagan and just say no? Why?!?

HJ