Dear Freeloaders...
Hi there. Bing here.
I wanted to talk to you about free speech. I understand that there are a number of people who are lurking. Boo! Didn't think I saw you, didja? Anyway, I can understand why you might prefer to be quiet on this website. You're at work, for instance, or you have flippers and can't type or whatever. There are innumerable reasons why you might prefer not to speak on the website. But this is the great thing. Our Supreme Court has ruled that the mere expense of money is protected speech. This means that you can maintain your lurker status, even if it is a little creepy, and you can donate to AID Atlanta, which screens the community for HIV (very important) or Jerusalem House, which gives shelter to people who suffer from HIV/AIDS.
I am up to (sob) $10. Thanks to discobiscuit for that!
HJ
Seed Newsvine
6 comments:
It's up to $20 ($30 if we count my company's matching gifts program). So 8 of you buggers need to step up. Surely you can afford $10 to get up Fred Phelps's nose!
We're up to $55. You guys are more than halfway there. Don't you guys have any children that you could sell off or something?
HJ
Um. No. But I do have an elderly homicidal cat, and whoever donates $45 won't have to live with her. It's a bargain!
weird...
two of my favorite blog authors in one comment thread.
what a tiny internets.
(sorry had to sell the neighbors kid last summer to get a root canal.)
It seems to me that you lost opportunity to monetize those kids. If you rent them out, they generate more income than if you just sell them to the ammunition manufacturer.
HJ
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