Christopher Maloney is Goin' Quackers!

Turns out that the quack and failure C. Maloney is on a rampage--and this time he's indignant!

It all started on February 18th, when Wordpress took down the For the Sake of Science webpage for calling a quack a quack. The take down was apparently not ordered by Maloney, which doesn't of course, make him any less of a quack failure quack. Informed criticism of dangerous purveyors of woo needs to be protected, and few things piss me off more than when that is shut down. I heard about it from this guy named PZ Myers, who has a little-read blog that you should really check out. The little guy could use your support.

And then I have a snit and I feel better. My snit came in the form of the following post:

Christopher Maloney is a quack

He's a naturopath. Naturopathy is quackery. Ergo, Christopher Maloney = donkey douche. What's worse is that people who support this bullshit and the cowards at WordPress have decided to take down the website forthesakeofscience.wordpress.com, which published legitimate criticism of herbalist bullshizzle.

Naughty. Join the trillions of PZ readers who are now crapping down donkey douche Maloney's throat.

Send him a pleasant, encouraging email at: docleroymaloney@hotmail.com, and (hey, my font got small) tell him to encourage WordPress to reinstate valid criticism.

I do not say that Maloney is anything more than a donkey douche, which I stand by, and I never said that he initiated the take-down--in fact, I actually I say supporters, not him. I meant pleasant and encouraging. And then I forgot about him forever, at least until the next day, when Maloney apparently went onto my site and left a little duck shit on the lawn:

Anonymous said...

Hello, zombie drone,

Perhaps you missed the cry of your master, PZ? It wasn't me, please try to keep up.

To which I replied, most reasonably, I thought:

Dear Chris,

Lick it, fraud. How do you sleep at night? I mean, really? What's wrong with your conscience? Seriously, energy healers? Vaccine denial? You're a goddamned menace and deserve a damned thorough financial bankruptcy to go along with your complete moral bankruptcy.

I'll have you know that I have a long history of opposition to useless shitbags.

You will notice, you illiterate subnorm, that my original post says, "the people who support this bullshizzle" are the ones who did this, you ego-surfing sack of putrescence. This is because I was being as precise as I could be--notice I did not name you and that my syllogism (a logical argument) needs not PZ's assertions to hold true.

I vomit on your dog, you taint stain.

HJ

And I do vomit on his dog. All the time. Anyway, he wafted back in, like a fart on the breeze, in APRIL to reply:

Anonymous said...

After a diatribe like that, you have the gall to moderate my comments? Unfortunately, you display the standard level of intelligence of Myers' followers. Not a scientist among you, but you seem to know a good deal of profanity.

Not a scientist among you, naturopath, you weird, delusional creep. (Interesting fact, Chrome does not recognize the word naturopath, but when you right-click for suggestions, it first offers neuropathology as a substitute, which is appropriate, I think.) Anyway, I returned fire because, hey, that's what I do. A devastating T.O.T. salvo:

You don't know what gall is, but that's only because you aren't a real medical practitioner. And it's not just you, you self-centered glob of petrified rabbit droppings. All old posts are moderated after a few weeks. I was getting spammed by someone who was mentally ill and therefore had an excuse for being a trolling crap-monster, but that also means that other trolling crap-monsters like you, as well as useful members of society, have to wait before I automatically approve all comments, you fucking crybaby.

Intellectually and morally I am your superior, and I consider you a child. Yes, I swear, but, you see, only an infantile pigfucker would confuse the packaging for the content (even though I can sort of imagine you at Christmas complaining that all you got for Christmas againwere boxes covered with wrapping paper).

So, what I think I am saying is that you can drown in a toilet for all I care, you desiccated ferret uterus.

HJ

Good times. Good times.

So, finally over, right? Wrong. Chris has apparently been busy putting up crummy websites about how awful PZ and his "drones" are. I made it onto his list of The Dirty Dozen.

Hey, I'm on a list with Steve Novella! And that would mean something if I respected this Maloney's judgment!

Listen, Chris. I'm glad you hate me. You are a cancer quack, the worst type of shit there is, harvesting the hopes of the desperate. Seriously, look at what this animal put on his website about how he "treats" cancer!

Claiming to treat something like cancer is a bit like claiming to treat something like colds, except in this case we have a different cold specialist for each eye, each ear, and every part of the nostril. Oncologists will rightly yell that I have little to no experience with your particular subsection of cancer and that might be correct. But my reply is that despite all the extensive specialization we have been unable to stem the tide of cancer. Perhaps a slightly wider view of the whole body system would be beneficial.

There's a lot of stupid shit in that paragraph, too much to unpack tonight and get enough sleep. But did he actually say: "Oncologists will rightly yell that I have little to no experience with your particular subsection of cancer and that might be correct?" Dude, then walk the fuck away. And if they "rightly" yell, then, yes, they are correct, you illiterate defect.

Thank you, Chris, for boosting my Google ranking. You're a colossal failure as a human and you may hate me anytime.

HJ