When is Bodie Hodge going to stop, or possibly start, trying?

In today's exercise in self-humiliation, Bodie Hodge dribbles his least convincing article ever, and that's some work. I suspect he almost has to be in some sort of decline to consistently out-stupid himself. Wow, this is bad. It's called "Shouldn't Eve Have Been a Clone of Adam?"

When we look at the Woman (Eve), we find that God took the rib/side (Hebrew: tsela), but built a new person—with new DNA and all.

EVE IS LIQUID METAL!

(It's an R-rated movie, so Bodie won't get the reference. Also, yum.)

I can say with confidence...

Hang on. Do I hear a statement marching up his throat with ill-advised sureness?

...that we know that Eve wasn’t a clone because she was female.

Is that Bodie Einstein talking? When is that Nobel Assembly at the Karolinska Institutet ever going to call you?

She had different sex chromosomes (XX) as opposed to Adam’s XY.

Look out! Bodie's using science words he doesn't understand! What next follows is the "GOD DID IT LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!" Principle in it's most simplistic formulation.

If she had the same DNA, they would have both been males. So, God stepped in and specially created Eve—as well as her DNA—to be just as unique as Adam’s. This means they were both special creations and both made in the image of God, since Eve came from Adam. Thus, God ingrained the vast majority of information that appears in various people groups today—right from the start.

Wow. You explained nothing. A totally vacuous non-thought that was. Seriously. You're totally a fucking idiot on a level I can't even begin to think about sinking down to to understand. Wow.

HJ (Wow.)