Uncompromising, unashamed atheists can stand on Bibles too!

A few weeks ago, Ken Ham's Answers in Genesis "invented a new campaign to empower Bible-believing Christians," which you may translate as "printed bumper stickers to sell to suckers." Of course, you just can't say that to people or they won't buy your bumper sticker. You have to tart your message up a little, and that's what they did with the "I Am Not Ashamed" campaign website:

Well, hell, I thought. Now I have to stand on a Bible. I asked my closest friends to stand with me. On Bibles and other holy books/books that people take way too seriously. And, with the assistance of PZ Myers, we started a movement that offered a clear message to Christians around the world that atheists too can be literalist pig-headed idiots. Thus, the "I-Am-Who-Am is Ashamed of Your Slogan" Campaign. At the suggestion of Tengrain of Mock Paper Scissors, I am offering this as my contribution to this weekend's Blog Against Theocracy, a celebration of the First Amendment, where not only is the separation of church from state guaranteed, but so too is our freedom of speech.

So we begin with PZ Myers' unashamed statement:

Who knew that PZ had such fabulous nails? (Courtesy of Rachael.)

Aersolin models the very latest in ninjawear.

Alexandra, I'm sorry, but I could not come up with a joke at all for yours. But you have very nice shoes and your floor is clean, so that's all good, I guess.

Amir

Amir's Cat spooning the Book of Ruth

Babco, standing on a New Testament for each member of the Trinity!

Belgian Atheist lists slightly to the right when he walks.

Holy crap! If that's a full-sized Bible, Ben must be huge!

Is it me, Ben, or is your copy of Kevin Phillips' book (which you should read) sinking into another dimension?

You can almost hear the final splat of the Monty Python opening credits with this submission from yet another Ben.

When this one arrived, the title of the email just read, "Biblecaster," which I like a lot. Also, is it me or is this Strat USDA approved?

I'm standing on the Bible, Apocrypha, Bill Cooper's stooopid flood book, the MLA handbook (such fucking bullshit--seriously, just think how fucked Christians would be if God came out with a few new chapters and verses every year and forced you to buy new Bibles every year! FUCK YOU MODERN LANGUAGE ASSOCIATION NAZIS!), medieval myths and my stinky fucking cheesy-toes are pressed against Ray Comfort's bowdlerized Origin. You can't see it, but Dianetics and the Koran are up my ass.

Why is he called "Chris the Hairy?" Those aren't socks.

Something tells me that Chuck is a "ginger kid" and therefore has no soul.

Holy shit! Chuck D submitted something...oh, wait, it's Chuck C. My mistake.

Much more to come! Stay tuned!

Part II: "HOLY SHIT! HE IS RISEN! AIM FOR THE HEAD!"
Part III: "God damn it. I know we left him right here. Fuck."

HJ (If anyone is interested in the type of stuff I usually do here, you can look at my commentary on "Applying the Science of Probability to the Scriptures." Also, I think my most popular feature is the "White Supremacist Poetry Slam," wherein I, an English teacher, mercilessly slam white supremacist poetry.)