This week in conspiracy

Another week has gone by already? You betcha! Let's get to the goof, eh wot?

Timothy McVeigh, who is currently being used as a prophylactic by the thorn-cocked Gulguth the Rampant, never got it. Truly an ignorant yokel. Yeah, he was in a militia.

Andrew Wakefield is complaining in a new independent Internet documentary that big pharma is out to get him, even if he is a dangerous crank.

FoxNews: "Wow. You teabaggers are messed up."

Glenn Beck: "No wait! The civilian police force will be the unions!"

9/11 denialist David Ray Griffen is on a national tour to discredit himself.

King-Kong dump Cliff Kincaid: "Obama was schooled by communist sex perverts."

Poll: "1/5 of humanity too stupid to be allowed to breed." I don't know how to take the results of this poll. Dread comes to mind. 1/5 of earthlings think that aliens walk among us.

All sorts of wacky conspiracist shit seized in Hutaree raid.

Canadian in denial about being a denialist.

The GOP's challenger to the first Muslim Congressman is a total end-times nutter.

NEWS FLASH: 9/11 TRUTHER SPOUTS TOTAL CRAP!

Why the left and the right are fascinated by Glenn Beck: He validates everyone's worst vision of America.

Oh noes! Helth cair reforms iz spawnin' globl guvernnance!

NewsWithViews: "George Bush was a communist, and socialist monkeys will fly out of my butt."

Get ready for your dishonorable discharge, you dishonorable discharge. Birther who refused to deploy goes on trial.

I made the point to my class this morning that UFO stories and militiamen roam free in the American West. Take Nevada, for instance.

South Carolina Secretly Enforcing Sharia! Haha! An astute observation from the American Muslim:

A good summary of the last year in right-wing conspiracy woo, from the Colorado Springs Independent.

It's nice to see Vanilla Ice working these days. Look at all the confused white people.

To anti-government nutjobbies. You're welcome: we are protecting your freedom of speech.

A peek into the paranoia of the Middle East!

One of my favorite conspiracy theories, and one I have discussed with my students: Lady Gaga is an agent of the Illuminati. I thought that the Illuminati were supposed to be inconspicuous.

Ah! The good ol' South Bend Tribune (my alma mater is in South Bend). LOOK OUT! CENSUS! Heehee. On the weirdness of the Internet.

Teabagging fuckwit from Ventura County writes letter, is idiot. Or, someone is off of his medication.

This has to be a hoax about a hoax.

Well, I'm off to drink myself into oblivion.

HJ