It is time to launch massive retaliatory air strikes against Iceland!

As an American, this is usually my first reaction to international relations. Of all sorts.

This story should have been titled: "Icelandic volcano terrorizes British livestock." What kind of world do we live in where a man's livestock can no longer roam free, I ask you? Not the type of world I want my cows to be slaughtered in, I tell you.

We should have struck when they started producing Brennevin. Icelandic Brennevin simply must not be allowed to get off of the island. Like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

HJ