HOLY SHIT! HE IS RISEN! AIM FOR THE HEAD!

In celebration of International Zombie Jesus Day, I respectfully submit to my readers yet more further additional bonus photos of unashamed atheists standing on Bibles. See more here.

JadeHawk wins. I have nightmares about that boot. (shudder)

You can't really tell by looking straight on at this one, but the tips of Ibis' sneakers curl up like elf shoes.

Something about the perspective here suggests to me that Hank is standing on the ceiling, which is a pretty neat trick. But then again, I've never heard of a hardwood ceiling.

Hal sent me this one before he killed all of the astronauts still in hibernation. Also, do you see the electric book at the bottom?

I will let Glen's commentary stand on its own.

I'm actually kind of surprised to see GirlGenius standing on a Catholic Bible with a Jesus fish on it, since that always strikes me as a Protestant thing.

I forget who sent me this one, but I like to think that Jesus sent it to me.

When I saw this submission from entequilaesverdad, the word that popped into my mind was "jaunty." Also, I don't know if you can read the bottom book, but it is called "The Joy of Sects," which cracks my shit up.

Dr. SK is wearing Neo's shoes!

Dee knows that if you are going to stand on the Bible, you should stand on the KJV, which at least reads pretty.

Just to the right of David here is an ivory-billed woodpecker, but you can't see it so you'll have to trust me.

David, getting his fatwahs on.

When Colin M desecrates a Bible, he wears gold-toed socks. It sort of reminds me of how Tycho Brahe wore a golden nose, and I suspect that it is for much the same reason.

More to come! We're only at the Js!

HJ