Saturday, April 10, 2010

Happy Homeopathy Awareness Week




One of the tenets of the mind-bending alternative medicine modality is that the less of a curative agent you have in a water solution, the more potent it becomes. Yeah, it makes no sense, but there you go. This, of course, means that the more of a substance you have in water, the less potent it becomes. For this reason, in order to reduce the effects of pollution on our oceans and celebrate Homeopathy Awareness Week, I encourage all of my readers to pour something toxic into a lake this week.


HJ

3 comments:

Susannah (Wanderin' Weeta) said...

Good idea!

What I want to know is how I'm going to shake the lake and bang it down on leather? Would throwing a couple of cows into the lake and starting up an earthquake work?

senormedia said...

tenants - rent from you

tenets - a principle, belief, or doctrine generally held to be true

(feel free to delete this comment, but the pedant in me had to post the correction)

Bing said...

The PhD in English I have should have caught it.

HJ