"God damn it. I know we left him right here. Fuck."

Continuing with the mass desecration of the Bible on this, the most superstitious day in the Christian calendar, I offer the following submissions:

Hey, wait a second! The Bible was written by a guy named Herder! Oh, total rip off! From W.

Isolde is standing on Tristan's shoulders, which makes this doubly bold and unashamed! (There. Wagnerian humor. I went there. I'd go there again.)

Tasida astounds with her tatooed devotion to the Darwin fish!

Rosalind: "Die, Bibel! Die die die!"

Pierre-Hans could not settle on a first name, but he was willing to settle down on a Bible! (Ba-ZIING! I'll be here all week!)

Omnipasje sends in this one. There is something about the juxtaposition of a guinea pig and the Necronomicon that makes me very happy in a sort of bi-polar way.

You know, I think that XenaKitty (see below) wove this carpet using her own fur. From mtmacphee.

I can haz Salvashun? (from XenaKitty) Ceiling Cat will not be amused.

Steven sent in this one. The composting bucket was a nice touch.

"Tom B keeps his ankles clasped tightly together. He's the rigid telephone type." (Name that pop culture reference.)

Sasha's contribution is almost art, actually. Possibly inspired by Ingmar Bergman.

Rosie supposes her toses are roses, but Rosie supposes erroneously; Rosie she knowses her toes aren't roses, as Rosie supposes her toses to be!

Niko is standing on an English Bible, a Finnish Bible and a Swedish Bible, which makes me wonder where his loyalties lay.

From MobySeven. I think that this one might be my favorite stack, if only because it opens whole new realms of Bibles to stand upon! But also, hey, curry.

Michael sent me this one and the accompanying Scripture: "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)

Mcmcelro: please forward me a joke, because I can't think of anything for this one!

Lex, after stacking the books so high, really, don't you think the heels were overkill? (Although the shoes are really cool!)

And now for something completely different, from Kimmo.

Kimberly's photo was lit by an atomic blast.

From Bailey comes a picture so new, it's still warm.

Many thanks to everyone who submitted a photo to this bold response to Ken Ham's call for Christians to stand proudly and unapologetically on the Bible! Thanks to our friends in Iran for not calling for my death for putting this up. Thanks to Ken Ham for all of the memories, past and future! And thanks to PZ for the multiple links and to tengrain for the idea of coordinating this with Blog Against Theocracy!

HJ