First, don't fondle their antennae. They hate that.

VorJack at Unreasonable Faith has posted guidelines for what to do if you are the person to make first contact with the alien overlords. I saw it somewhere else earlier; in fact, I used some of the more humorous points this flyer makes in my class yesterday in our discussion of the prospects for extraterrestrial life. Very, very amusing.

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HJ