Dear bus driver...
What the fuck is wrong with you? Now, I will give you that I was not at a bus stop. I was at a corner, and you were stopped there for at least 20 seconds. I stood at the door and you just shook your head, not even having the courtesy to look at me. You were pulling out of the bus station, and you must know that the next bus is not for another 45 minutes. I'm there. You're stopped. You decided that instead of exerting the tiniest, tiniest effort by flicking a switch and letting me on, you would bask in the arbitrary exercise of the pitiful extent of your power to inconvenience me all day. It's not that you followed the rules that bothers me; it's that I would have bent them out of consideration for another person without a second thought.
Thanks a lot, cunt. I hope the bunny gives you plague.
HJ
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5 comments:
Just so you know, with most bus companies, their insurance is invalid unless the driver is picking up a passenger at a properly designated bus stop.
Otherwise, the driver is personally responsible in case of a mishap.
If a bus driver does pick you up at a place other than a designated stop, he is doing you more of a favor than you may have realized.
Oh, I know. I was just pissed. I was so close I could smell her. That's what was so frustrating. I know I was late, and the fact that they were turning out of the lot, where there may have been observed may have something to do with it.
I'm just going to yelp primally and get on with my life.
HJ
Such an educated "rant" relating to the main issue of discourtesy? Why exactly were you not at the stop? To far? Unable to walk? Please explain the confusion you faced,,,,and would you have ACTUALLY called the driver that disgusting word to her face? All because if you were any simplier we would have to water you.
Actually, I'm a fucking delight. You should hear the words that decided not to use!
Actually, this one is sort of king-kong bioootch. I have seen her stop a bus and refuse to move because of twice someone was listening to headphones. That was about 3 weeks ago. She also once stopped to get a herself a soda at a bus station (The guy next to me said, "Hey, the Red Cross is at the next stop. She stop by and donate blood while she's at it.") That was about a month and half ago.
Where's David Mabus? I prefer David Mabus.
HJ
And I would never call anyone a bus driver unless they were one.
HJ
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