Will work for money...

Hi, all. I just got word that my plans for summer employment have fallen through, and I'm going to be eating my cats to survive over the summer. I'll be talking to my colleagues to see about employment on campus, of course, but Georgia public higher education is not exactly expanding these days. I don't really have many connections in Atlanta (except for some skeptics...hm), and I was wondering if anyone had any hare-brained money-making schemes that are so crazy they... just... might... work? (Both serious and humorous suggestions are welcome. People with depressing suggestions can fuck themselves.)

HJ