Mayer Eisenstein: "Quack"
Last week, Mayer "the Butcher" Eisenstein, was sending emails about how he had harnessed the secret of losing weight. Oh, this is Eisenstein:
This week, he elaborates:
Dr. Eisenstein's Comments:
I recommend that you eat spinach leaf at least 3-4 times a week. It contains Vitamin K, Boron, Zinc Magnesium, Vitamin A and more of the co-factors needed for Vitamin D absorption.
Scientific studies have shown that Vitamin D and Probiotics along with a calorie restriced program will increase weight loose.
Did you notice the calorie restricted diet, part? Pencil leads along with a calorie restricted diet will help you lose weight, big guy.
People piss me off. Especially novelty doctors, who, actually, are just shy of being people.
HJ








8 comments:
I am not sure how often you read the ilk that is Ken Ham's blog, but I thought you'd like to know that someone has apparently touched a major never of his.
http://blogs.answersingenesis.org/blogs/ken-ham/2010/03/06/writer-for-calvin-college-newspaper-lashes-out-at-answers-in-genesis/
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"Pencil leads along with a calorie restricted diet will help you lose weight, big guy." Well, of course! Graphite has no calories. So it can help you loose weight, unless you're consuming pounds per day. Then it may accumuulate in your head.
My experience with Dr. Eisenstein is that he is a reputable physician who is in fact correct about HCG-supported weight loss programs, when used under a doctor's supervision.
But more importantly, Dr. Eisenstein is targeted for unfounded attacks such as yours because his pediatrics practice offers significant proof that home-birthed, home-schooled and unvaccinated children are healthier, happier and smarter than the sad, injured-for-life children victimized by standard medical treatment.
60,000 unvaccinated children and barely an ADHD or autistic child among them...
My prejudices are based on my advocacy for Natural Solutions to health issues. What are your prejudices based on?
That is NOT a recent photo of Dr. Eisenstein...seems really low to have to stoop to that, Mr. Blogger. What? You afraid of people who legitimately lose weight or something? Are you FAT?
This is NOT a recent blog post. How can you say he didn't have bypass, honestly? Because...he said so? What? Are you STUPID?
The man's a walking advertisement for himself, and ads never lie...oh wait, the other one. He's fucking you hard, sweetie.
HJ
Lawyer,
You are basing your conclusions on what is known as the naturalistic fallacy. I am using the best that medical science has to offer.
Who has independently verified this fucking miracle worker who defies the laws of epidemiology? Oh that's right, nobody.
You can shove your vitamins up your ass.
HJ
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