Not in the mood...

I was going to totally going mock Christian broadcaster Jan Markell because she is scared of vampires, but it's just not happening. Not in the mood. Feeling uninspired tonight.

I was thinking, hey, why not do a white supremacist poetry slam? You like those, Bing, but then I got to the page where some wit had invented the JewKu, or haikus about Jews. That depressed the shit out of me.

I thought, maybe I'll go over and catch up on CrAzY CrEaTiOnIsT NeWs, but the sheer magnitude of the fucktardery, the never-capable-of-learning aspect is just crushing.

Finding Jihad? Please. Kill me.

I thought, maybe a podcast, but I don't have enough material collected to do a good one.

Blah.

Popcorn. Popcorn will make things better.

There. All better. Anyway, here's a story about a girl who bedazzled her poozle. (Thanks to Blue Gal.) If she can get her sniz "VaJazzled," I can get those disco balls I've always wanted!

HJ

Update: I wanted a visual response to DrCogSci's note that PZ had already made the disco ball joke: