Naughty Biblical Fanfic
Yeah, I thought about doing it tonight. I was going to call it "Rocking the Boat" and put it on the Ark. There just seemed something wrong about Noah sticking it to his daughters-in-law with the goats watching.
If you were to pitch naughty fanfic to God, what would your title and synopsis be?
HJ
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May not be what you're looking for, since its not naughty, but my idea would just be a romantic story of a down on his luck guy who cant quite catch a break.
He's dirt poor, only has fifty shekels to his name, but money doesnt interest him, since all he wants is someone to love.
So he goes on a quest to find the perfect girl, which he does, but all his attempts at wooing the fine lass fall on deaf ears, until the wonderful finale where the beautiful music kicks in as hes walking in the woods, just trying to get the right words when he finds her, and in a flash of inspiration...rapes her.
Since she was not yet pledged to be married and is a virgin, he forks over his 50 shekels to her father and rides off into the sunset with his new bride, to live happily ever after.
I think I'd call it, "I do; Even if you don't"
Of course, based on one of the more poetic parts of Deuteronomy 22.
Oh, that's an easy one: The Garden of Eve. With that I mean: Adam, Eve, the garden of Eden, all the beasts in the world.. and no concept of right or wrong.
That just has to be perversity waiting to happen!
I was thinking a sort of crossover fan fic, where we bring in the traditions of numerous faiths. Jesus giving tug jobs to Mohammed through his hand-holes. That sort of thing.
HJ
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