Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes: Cliff Kincaid: Do the Universe a Favor and Leave It

Seriously, dude. There is nothing useful about you at all. If you can't muster the moral courage to say, "Killing people is wrong," then I have nothing but contempt for you. A failure of a maggot, that's what you are, Cliff.

"Christian" conspiracist Cliff Kincaid makes Cliff Clavin look like a Nobel Laureate and Chair of Harvard's Department of Surprising Cleverness. He's so scared of everyone, a true conspiracist, that it's amazing that he can get out of bed without wetting it.

Today's article is called "Homosexual Imperialists Target Uganda." Yep. He's supports killing fags. It is on the website of that shithead Brannon Howse (of Worldview Weekend), who I hold just as contemptible as Kincaid and complicit in this moral outrage until he takes this abomination down from his site. (And don't think that I did not try to find a gay conquistador picture to go with this story. You should know that by know.)

The State Department may not be able to keep terrorists out of the United States, but Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has enough time on her hands to spend 45 minutes complaining to the President of Uganda about an effort in that country to toughen laws against homosexuality.

This is not about "tough laws," this is about KILLING HARMLESS PEOPLE, YOU TWISTED FUCK!!! And it's not the State Department's job to keep terrorists out, dimwit.

The President of Uganda, Yoweri Museveni, says that Clinton spoke to him for 45 minutes about the proposed legislation, which hasn't even been the subject of hearings by the parliament. Museveni, who rules over a conservative East African country that is 85 percent Christian, said that he told Clinton that the bill will be considered by the appropriate authorities and that he had heard that homosexuals come from Europe and recruit young people using money. He said that Mrs. Clinton agreed that such practices constituted sexual exploitation.

There you have it. Proof that being Christian does not make you a good person. OK, Museveni, from whom did you hear that? Teh gay ebbil agenders? Name names, asswipe, so I can insult the fuck out of them, too. According to the press release that fem Kincaid cites:

The President [of Uganda, Asshole of the World] said in his conversation with US secretary of State Clinton, he said he had heard that homosexuals come from Europe and recruit young people using money, something she described as exploitation.

The President said some people who are looking to weaken government by discouraging the holding of the ICC meeting due in Kampala are using the issue as a human rights abuse but added that the country cannot sell its morals for a meeting.

What morals? You ain't got the goods to sell! Look, you disingenuous sicko ruler of a largely useless nation, your feeble spinning of a conversation with Clinton is garbage. Let's just say, that yes, unidentified queers are smuggling their penises in Uganda from Europe to buy sex with children (and not "recruiting" you feeble flatus). Male European pedophiles buy child sex all over the world, and FAR MORE OF THEM ARE ATTRACTED TO ADULT WOMEN THAN ADULT MEN!! Clearly, the original conversation went, "Everyone who buys children for sex is exploiting them." Of course, the assumption is that if gay people did it too, it would not make it better, but you ignore all the WHOLE LOT MORE CHILD RAPE BY HETEROS, you not-child-protecting failure.

Here we have a bullshit conspiracy theory, the ridiculous theory of the "gay recruiting agenda," actually putting children in danger by misdirecting resources that could be more properly used castrating hetero child rapists.

Do I have to do all the critical thinking around here?

Mrs. Clinton's preoccupation with Uganda's opposition to homosexuality may have something to do with the fact that billionaire George Soros, a major financial backer of the Democratic Party and President Obama, has been funding efforts in Africa to promote the interests of "sexual minorities." Obama has embraced the "gay rights" agenda.

I love it! Puppet masters! Wouldn't be a conspiracy theory worth spinning without puppet masters, would it, Cliff? You wacktard. Her boss is the President, and I'd like to think that Obama is against killing innocent people for no good reason, no matter how stiff their wrists! I can't speak for him, but it is a reasonable assumption given his employee is doing this on his behalf. And we, as a nation, do not kill gay people for being gay. She is really, genuinely representing our country's national policy abroad. This is what we do. This is what everyone does.

In February of 2009, the Soros-funded Open Society Initiative for East Africa, in partnership with Media Development in Africa (MEDEVA), boasts that it "successfully broadcast the first ever television program featuring sexual minority rights in Uganda."

The Open Society Institute said the program was necessary because "Uganda is a country that currently criminalizes homosexuality and commercial sex work, and has repeatedly made efforts to silence sexual rights activists."

The term "sex work" is another name for prostitution. The Open Society Institute wants Uganda to expand rights for homosexuals and legalize prostitution.

Now, I think that the phrase "sex work" is a little goofy, myself. But it underscores the fact that there is 25% chronic poverty in Uganda. Perhaps this queer witch-hunt is a distraction from the particularly unpleasant fact that living in Uganda sucks monkey balls. I seem to remember some other group, this time in Big Gay Europe in the early 1930s, getting blamed a lot for a country's ills. Hm...

Homosexual media activists in the U.S. such as Rachel Maddow of MSNBC and Jonathan Capehart of the Washington Post have falsely depicted the bill in Uganda as an effort to kill homosexuals. In fact, it is designed to save lives by restricting dangerous homosexual practices, including pedophilia, child rape, and the deliberate spreading of the AIDS virus. The controversial death penalty provision, which even some pro-family activists in the U.S. find objectionable, is for crimes of "aggravated homosexuality."

Both pedophilia and child rape! You don't say! Homosexuals deliberately spread AIDS? Like they pull out and say, "Haha! You have AIDS!" like Nelson Muntz?

What Cliff Kincaid thinks homosexuals are like.

And you don't understand what pedophilia is--instead you take one horrid thing and relate it so something that you find distasteful and just equivocate. But notice that there is a death penalty provision. A DEATH PENALTY PROVISION. How can you support anything that has a death penalty provision for the dangerously undefined crime of "aggravated homosexuality"--what does that even mean?

Capehart has said that Uganda, which is heavily dependent on foreign aid, should be deprived of foreign assistance if the bill becomes law. Capehart and some foreign homosexuals are clamoring for the bill to be withdrawn from the Ugandan Parliament or vetoed if passed.
But the Christians in Uganda want to keep these dangerous foreign influences out of their country.

If they don't want foreign influences in their country, fine. Let's uninfluence them of our cash, the hypocritical pigfuckers. Of course, this means that a lot of people will have to turn to...prostitution! Muahahaha! And don't forget, Cliff, you feeble pussy fart, that a lot of straight people are out there who are opposed of willy-nilly hate killing. It's not just the big scary "international homosexuals." Seriously, he's taken the same thought structure that allows people to think that "international communists," "international bankers" and "international Jews" are controlling the world, but he opens up an entirely new can of wacky with it! Way to go, Cliff! You are a true unhinged lunatic!

George Oundo, a former homosexual, has confessed that he recruited school children into homosexuality as part of a program funded by foreign interests and operating in Uganda under the cover of a group called Sexual Minorities Uganda.
The United Nations has been caught distributing a pamphlet encouraging homosexuality among teenagers.

Ah! Another classic conspiracist gambit--the "inside scoop" claim. I leave the links in because neither of them works. Nice complete lack of evidence, you sod. And if those links do come back up, why do I have a feeling that the UN pamphlet is going to be something like, "If you are a gay teenager having sex, put a little balloon on your thingy"? Oh, because I'm not a fuckwit. Check it. I was not able to find the original link, but I found someone who read it, and they quote the offending passages. You lying bag of moldy menstrual discharge.

A pastor's group in Uganda that represents all of the major religious groups in the country supports the basic thrust of the law and talks about the "Unbelievable growth in the power of the homosexual lobby in western countries, clearly seen since this Bill was proposed in Uganda..." It says that "entire governments in Europe and America have used their diplomatic offices" against Uganda.

Did anyone else find that "basic thrust" quip ironic, or is it just me? But seriously, the gay lobby is just like the Jewish-Zionist lobby! Look out, Cliff, or the Gay Jew Witch Banker will get you!

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The pastors group in Uganda wants to avoid happening to Uganda what has already happened in the United States. It condemns the "take-over by homosexuals of western institutions that should have remained as defenders and protectors of moral integrity in society, particularly the church, to the extent that even evangelical church leaders in America no longer protest when a practicing homosexual is appointed into pastoral leadership in the church..."

Because, that is the norm in the US. Jesus. And what gives the self-appointed dirtbags in dog-collars to speak for anyone? Where does their inherent moral authority come from if not from their own overinflated sense of significance. I fart at all of you.

The group adds, "This institutional takeover by homosexuals has been systematic and planned, to the extent that other bodies like the UN, national governments, financial institutions, private companies, NGOs, etc. have become spokespersons of the gay movement and daily use official resources to promote the gay agenda and to arm-twist anyone who opposes this agenda."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? Big gay conspiracy! When did the queers overthrow the Illuminati, is what I want to know. Or did they infiltrate them and turn them? Haha! You suck, Kincaid.

"In a globalized world, this western takeover of institutions by homosexuals has turned into international promotion of homosexuality and of other vices like abortion and pornography in other countries."

WHAT! ARE HOMOSEXUALS HAVING TOO MANY ABORTIONS!?! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN HAPPENING?!? Wow. I got whiplash you changed the topic so fast.

Cliff, for your service to International Stupidity, I award you a place of honor on the HJHOP Short Bus. This is truly well deserved, you hateful man-pig.