We're Pudgy Guy Ghost Investigators, We're Here to (belch) buh-Pork Grease

I am so mad at the Discovery Channel. I'm watching these fat white assholes eat their way across America with their pudgy friends and their mustachioed blonde. Currently, they are revisiting Tombstone--revisiting in the sense that other ghost hunting groups have already embarrassed themselves there. Of course, the evidence collected is not consistent across TV shows. Whoops.

It seems to me that in order to be on Ghost Lab, you need to be a big guy with a beard; in order to get out of the truck, however, you need to be white. I mean, at least they have some minority hires, but they don't get to do anything.

I wonder if Mike Rowe feels dirtier doing the voice-over for these idiots...true idiots in every sense of the word--seriously, I'd love to give them a high school physics exam--or if he feels dirtier in a sewer with his hand up a cow's ass. Of course, he does the voice-over for Ghost Hunters.

Idiots.

HJ

Update: Hi, JREFers. If you are interested in hearing JREF board member Lucian's voice, I visited the Creation Museum with her last week and made a podcast. For this site, I have dubbed her Animala (part girl part four different types of forest animal!), but it's pure Lucian.