My classes are now super-healthy...

I bought Rice Krispies and Cocoa Krispies and required everyone in my class to take a bowl. We are now completely protected against the swine flu, bacteria in our gut, HIV, pregnancy and other infections.

Cocoa Krispies: Is There Anything They Can't Cure?

My students are clever. I started class by saying that the Assistant AG did not have a legal leg to stand on, since people make this asshat claim constantly, but as we were looking at other products that make the same statement, someone pointed out that all vitamins and supplements that made this claim had the little disclaimer that the FDA had not evaluated the statement. The Cocoa Krispies do not have that disclaimer. I think that might be the basis for the legal action against Kelloggs.

I hope that Snap, Crackle and Pop get syphilis.

HJ