BIll Donohue: A Sparrowfart Away from Endorsing Genocide

He is such a nut. Thank Christ nobody takes this asshat seriously. Well, nobody whose opinion is worth hearing, anyway. This came in a press release today, and, surprise, surprise, the least pleasant person in the world, with the exception of perhaps Dave Daubenmire, had an opinion.

CHRISTMAS TREE RETURNS IN KENTUCKY

Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments as follows:

On November 3, we noted that the “War on Christmas” had begun. One piece of evidence that was offered was the decision to have a “Holiday Tree,” instead of a “Christmas Tree,” in Frankfort, Kentucky. But after getting pounded by outraged Christians, Gov. Steve Beshear has reversed himself: both he, and the state government, have now chosen to call the Christmas Tree the “Christmas Tree.”

Christians have every right to be insulted when agents of government refuse to acknowledge their holiday, and it matters not a whit if the stated purpose is inclusion. Indeed, the politics of inclusion is a malignant cultural cancer that needs to be wiped out, along with its parent ideology, multiculturalism.

Yay! Another almost completely meaningless victory by the Master Race! But did you see what he wrote?

"The politics of inclusion is a malignant cultural cancer that needs to be wiped out."

Inclusion is bad. In this case, not-Christians are bad. Not-Christians should not be here, you know, in America. You remember, of course, that your people were at one point the American Untermenschen. Bill, you are a bad person. Seriously. Just horrid. Of course, this is the same pigfucker who is going to have an inclusive beer with Christopher Hitchens. At least that's what he told me in his other press release today:

DONOHUE-HITCHENS SETTLE DISPUTE

Catholic League president Bill Donohue says that he and Christopher Hitchens have settled their recent dispute:

On November 2, I criticized Christopher Hitchens for saying that Mother Teresa was “a fanatic and a fundamentalist and a fraud, and millions of people are much worse off because of her life, and it’s a shame there is no hell for your bitch to go to.”

At the end of the news release, we published his e-mail address, and he was roundly condemned, sometimes maliciously, by angry Catholics (he forwarded some of the e-mails to me). I subsequently e-mailed him, saying, “Seems like you’ve heard from the faithful.” I also took the opportunity to invite him for drinks the next time he is in New York. Why? Although we’ve had it out several times in the past—in person and on TV—and although I strongly disagree with him, the man is no phony, and that means a great deal to me. Unlike most of those whom I do battle with, Hitchens is intellectually honest.

Christopher wrote back to me today, saying, “The first thing to say is that I felt remorse for employing the word ‘bitch’ as soon as it was out of my mouth.” Forgiven. As I have always said, when someone apologizes, Christians have no choice but to accept it. Besides, anyone who fights for a cause, myself included, occasionally lets his emotions get the best of him. The difference is, Christopher admits it.

Y0ur word means nothing, Bill. You are a hateful man-shrew. If I ever meet you, I will probably vomit on your shoes.

HJ