Wanna see something completely batshit?
I mean, really, primo lunacy!
Pat Robertson jumps the undead shark!
My favorite is the one about vampires. They can't say they don't exist...so pathetic.
HJ
Saturday, October 31, 2009
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Holy shit, it makes total sense now. Christians hate vampires because they're expanding into god's business. Jesus gives you eternal life by having you eat his body and drink his blood, and vampires give you eternal life by having you drink their blood. And I can see why god's worried...vampires definitely have him beat on the whole sex appeal thing. Who knows; maybe in 100 years, there'll be a major religion worshiping vampires and going door to door with, um, Buffy transcripts...
Also, what has happened to CBN's already low standards? A guacamole recipe on the front page? 2012 Mayan apocalypse? Don't fall to ABC's level! At least the 2012 thing was was flat out rejected...unfortunately by someone peddling his own Christian apocalypse book with no sense of humour:
"Furthermore, how much faith can you put in a calendar that is carved in stone, weighs two tons, and doesn’t even have the name of your insurance agent on it?"
hahaha, good stuff. Can't wait to hear you rip into the bible for not having a dust-jacket or the author's biography on the back.
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