A Very Special Finding Jihad, or not...

Every now and then I go to sitemeter to see what searches have led unwitting web-slingers to my site. And, occasionally, they aren't for "hot chicks with breast cancer." And then I make jokes.

• in addition to my superpowers, i also have subpoena power (Look! Up in the sky! It’s Boring Man!)
• lisa edelstein ass caps (I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.)
• what does it mean to throw a waterballoon on facebook (That you have too much time on your hands!)
• insane lunatics (As opposed to…?)
• brannon howse inaccuracies (That’s like saying, “Barack Obama president.”)
• What does the expression, "you don't sleep with your sister" mean? (Dude, don’t try to find any technicalities to get out of that one.)
• the saddest thing you will ever read (“Puppy Commits Suicide.”)
• hemingway fishing hat (Not after that puppy committed suicide did he need one.)
• oh hi terminator (“How’s the terminating coming?”)
• natural toad reptile penis (The Internet is a strange, strange place.)
• dolphin majestic unicorn (Oh, jeez. I am gagging just thinking about this one.)
• kari byron flashing goats (If you flash goats, they will follow you and head-butt you—Hey, it was an urban legend reference!)
• english riding outfit nude (I think I figured out why you can’t find any pictures you like.)
• what is wrong with michael savage's teeth (What’s wrong with his brain?)
• crotchless fucking (That’s going to take some imagination. And really, can it be called fucking?)
• brannon howse is a hate monger (True dat.)
• the gay crusade of pancakes of the foreign space (I see that your stroke is coming along nicely.)
• chances of having 12 inch penis (100%, if you are born with it.)
• halloween penis powerpoint (I have no idea what to do with this.)
• Attention Grabbers For A Speech About A Courageous Lady For The Feminist Movement ("Ladies and gentlemen, the woman we honor tonight is a cunt." Hey, it would work.)
• thirst for knowledge alternative phrase (Slurping smart.)
• paris hilton impaled house of wax (Yes. I like it. Run with it.)
• noah is a big stupid doody face liar and loves goat meat (I don’t know how I would even begin to argue against that. Or for it.)
• pacman microorganism (No idea.)
• fuck me happy (Sure thing.)
• www.mother suck childs dick.com (www.youareafuckingcreepwithnofriends.com)
• worst sentence ever postmodern (“Postmodernism is defined as that which cannot be defined.”)
• christian tattoo association website (Hm. No shit?)
• bottomless girls (This search never ceases to amuse me.)

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HJ