Joe Wilson: Get Out. Seriously, dude.

You don't piss in the halls of power and expect people to stand behind you. I got the following pathetic email via townhall.com. It comes from the campaign of Joe Wilson, who is well and truly fucked:

Dear friend,

Today, I need your help more than ever before. I've been under attack by the liberal left for months because of my opposition to their policies, especially government-run healthcare. They've run commercials in my home district and flooded my office with phone calls and protestors. They've done everything they can to quiet my very vocal opposition to more government interference in our lives. Now, it's gotten even worse.

No, Mr. Denial-pants. You are under attack because you have less class than I do. You have less class than a kindergarten dropout. Nobody knew who you were before you stepped in it.

But I will not stop fighting against their policies that will only lead to more government interference, more spending, and higher deficits.

Boy, it's enough to make you wish that we hadn't given all those rich people tax cuts, innit?

Will you please watch this video and stand with me against liberal attacks by making a donation to my campaign?

I know that my voice is serving as the voice for Americans across the country who are tired of irresponsible government programs that have only worsened our situation. During the August recess, I listened to thousands of concerned taxpayers who are mad at the rate in which liberal Democrats are spending their hard-earned money. They were shocked distraught by our nation's slide toward extreme liberal big government and the attempts by Democrats to nationalize the auto industry and the banking industry.

I am also frustrated by this, but watching my Democratic colleagues in Congress scoff at the protests of their constituents has made me even more infuriated. Unfortunately I let that emotion get the best of me and I reacted by speaking out during the President's speech. I should not have disrespected the President by responding in that manner.

And now Republicans hate you, you weird twerp.

But I am not sorry for fighting back against the dangerous policies of liberal Democrats.

No apology? Then you suck. Go back to...where are you from? Well, you belong in a cage. I mean, did you really think that the type of shit that people put up with in Asshat, Idaho was the type of shit people put up with in Asshat, D.C.?

America's working families deserve to have their views represented in Washington, and I will do so with civility. But I will not back down.

MEOW MEOW MEOW I CANT HEAR YOU MEOW MEOW MEOW! Dude, you are digging your own grave. Need help?

Now, I need your help. Yesterday, the liberals used my outburst as a rallying cry behind my Democratic opponent. Some of the nation's most liberal online activists have helped him raise over $400,000 in just a few short hours.

And THAT's why nobody will help you. Because you have single-handedly cock-blocked the Republican gangbang on public health, you are now without supporters. A thug in a suit is still a thug.

Oh, and another thing. Aren't "America's working families" included among the people who donated money? And how do you know what is going on inside their heads? You simply can't back your assertion up, you blemish.

As I said, I will continue to passionately fight against the Democrats' big-government agenda, but I can't do that if we let the Democrats take this seat.

Will you please visit take a few minutes today to watch this video, and make a donation to my campaign? It will take a lot of work, but I know we can match what the liberals poured into my opponent's bank account last night, and fight back against the Democrats' unwavering attacks.

Please click here now to watch my video and help me continue my fight. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Joe Wilson
U.S. Representative

P.S. I will not give up my fight against big-government policies, but I need your help to push back against liberal attacks. Will you please watch this video and stand with me today by making a donation to my campaign??

The punch line? There is no video. I checked every link. They all lead to a donation page. As if being a creep wasn't enough of being a creep.