Sunday, September 20, 2009

I'm closing Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes

I mean, what's the point of continuing? The Rapture is tomorrow. Oh, you didn't hear? Yeah. Apparently it was on the Internet and they had evidence and everything. So, yep. I'm going up Heaven's Chimney. Woohoo!

HJ

11 comments:

Lockwood said...

OMG! With giant font, parti-colored letters, and EMPs! It's gotta be true.

1minionsopinion said...

I hope the Rapture means the end to ugly ugly sites like that as well. Big words can make you sound smart. BIG words just make you look stupid...

Vaklam said...

I'm looking forward to the Rapture because, hey! Free cars!

the chaplain said...

Great news! Once they've gone to heaven we'll get our country (USA) back!

Tengrain said...

HJ -

I wanna know more about the dude who is going to marry the underaged sheep! Man, that's gotta be in Montana or something, right?

Regards,

Tengrain

Anonymous said...

God damn it I nearly had a heart attack when I saw that headline in the RSS feed.
And it looks like the timecube guy has apparently found another kindred spirit in page formatting.

Bing said...

Anonymous: I can take no responsibility for the health risks associated with reading this website.

tengrain: You are thinking of Greece, where men are men and sheep are scared.

Vaklam: Hell, free everything!

Everyone: my verification word is "compud"

MrMarkAZ said...

Ah, home-schooled HTML. Because there's no seizure like a fundamentalist rapture-ready induced seizure.

DebinOz said...

That was some seizure-inducing crazy - yikes!

darkblack said...

Toga party at Dobson's house! BYOB - swimwear optional.

;>)

Hyphenate said...

Okay, let me get this straight. This rapture website, which would like to believe it's some kind of expert on end-of-the-world scenarios, dares to publish with a complete amateurish interface and expects to be treated seriously? I've seen far better designed websites coming from 10 year olds!

I have to confess I have a very difficult time taking ANY of them seriously.

Indeed--about the "free" stuff when they all go away: I'll be more than happy with a house and a car. Maybe the IRS could be raptured, too? Hay--let them take Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Ann Coulter and a few dozen more--this world would be grateful to get rid of them!